See ehn, let me just confess. All those exam hall experiences we thought were ordinary? Plot twist is that some people like me were having mini enjoyment at the same time. As the tension is mounting, you go just dey sit down, pressing your thighs like say you wan hatch egg, and boom! One sweet vibration from nowhere. No arousal. No romance. Just tension plus adrenaline doing voltron. Does this sound familiar? The first time it happened, I was in the exam hall that day, trying to recall which particular sonnet/verse Chaucer wrote when the invigilator announced... “Ten minutes more.” And just like that, the entire hall tensed like Nigeria’s economy whenever CBN sneezes. My brain froze. My handwriting started speaking in tongues. Even my biro was vibrating like it had malaria. But the real problem did not start until my thighs... those two stubborn pillars of Sodom clenched themselves together without my permission. My pelvic floor tightened as if the Holy Spirit was trying to descend through my spinal cord. Every muscle in my body contracted like ASUU during strike season. Next thing I knew… something shifted. A wave. A tremor. A small pentecostal revival between my legs. I said, “Holy Moly...what's happening to me?” Before I could baptize myself back into focus, one quiet, heavenly, mind-blowing release escaped from my pelvis like rapture for only one person. It was a clandestine release rising from the hidden geography beneath my waist. I sat there in shock. Stunned. Still clenching my thighs like Samson holding the pillars of the temple, I mused inwardly... Is this how people fail exams? Is this how destinies are redirected? Is this how Adam must have felt when the forbidden fruit started sweeting him? Nobody prepares you for this part of adulthood. Nobody warns you that sometimes, under extreme tension, your body will press the wrong button. That the same anxiety that makes your handwriting disappear can also trigger a COREGASM. Coregasm is an accidental, stress-induced pelvic release that comes when your nerves are shouting hallelujah in confusion. Nobody tells you that biology can betray you faster than friends in group projects. So yes, if you’ve felt that thing before… If exam stress ever gave you one small forbidden jubilation… If tension ever triggered a pelvic “amen” you didn’t register for… Congratulations. You are not alone. You have simply experienced what scientists politely call a stress-induced COREGASM. As you were...class dismissed. ✌️

Funny ppl 😂

Right from start, We all hate school, we hate homeworks, hate how long school is, but when its the last day, we all will miss our friends, our caring teachers, the fun times we had, the drama, field trips, seeing your friends.., swimming.. etc..all of those will be missed when its the last day of school, we miss the fun times that happened. even if school starts next year(for some people), we will just start remembering fun things at school, and realizing you dont actually hate school, you just hate studying, too much homework, and a long time to go home. to realize you only liked the fun things. we all HATE and LOVE school. school is fun, when theres drama, crushes, fun activities, painting, swimming, etc etc, even seeing your favorite teacher. but.. school ending just feels like fun faded away from our lives. we all loved the fun, but it has to fade away, we will meet our friends someday, and maybe create fun things in the future, but we will always remember the fun stuff we all did at school. homeworks, studies, exams made us struggle alot and stress out, but seeing friends, having fun, drama, cheers us up at school. everytime we say we hate school, we dont actually mean it. we hate studies, exams, homeworks because it made us stress out. but we love the fun stuff that happened, we need memories to make. fun secrets n stuff. we will all miss school, but not the parts that made us stress out and struggle. seeing friends is the only way at school that makes us free. we should forget the bullies too. they dont know anything. but when its the LAST day of school. the loudest classroom goes SILENT. the hyped and energetic person goes TIRED. the class clown DOESN'T make JOKES anymore. the smart one doesn't HELP anymore. the kindest student isnt KIND anymore. ♡

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University of Port Harcourt Women Association (UPWA) Week 2025 Thanksgiving. The highly successful week 2025 of UPWA ended today with a thanksgiving to God at Our Saviour's Chapel, Uniport. The President of UPWA, Lady Professor Udeme Owunari Georgewill led the exco and members of the Association to give thanks to God for the successful week which is the last in the tenure of the current UPWA President. The Uniport Vice Chancellor, Prof. Owunari Georgewill joined other Principal officers and members of the University to offer thanks and praises to God. _____________________________________________ We have a WhatsApp channel. Do well to follow for exclusive offers, placements and real time updates; https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbAYOmR05MUbjMcimM00 _____________________________________________ #UniqueStoary #Uniport #ABetterUniport #UPWA #UniportNews #Cikamo #Campus #CampusGist #CampusLife #CampusUpdate

"Gratitude turns what we have into enough." As we approach the end of the year, let's celebrate our victories, learn from our challenges, and thank those who've walked with us. Have a blessed week. _____________________________________________ We have a WhatsApp channel. Do well to follow for exclusive offers, placements and real time updates; https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbAYOmR05MUbjMcimM00 _____________________________________________ #UniqueStoary #Uniport #ABetterUniport #MondayMotivation #Cikamo #Monday #MotivationalQuotes #Campus #CampusGist #CampusLife

Editorial: Embracing the Pause – A Break Amidst the New Session at the University of Port Harcourt. The start of a new academic session is always an exciting time at the University of Port Harcourt. With fresh faces, renewed energy, and the promise of new opportunities, the campus is once again alive with the buzz of learning, engagement, and discovery. However, as the semester picks up speed, it’s also a time when the university community, from students to staff, finds itself in a brief yet essential interlude—a momentary pause before diving back into the full swing of academic and administrative responsibilities. As the Christmas season approaches and festivities begin to spread throughout the university community, the pause also offers a chance to reflect on what truly matters. For students, this break allows for time with family and friends, reconnecting with loved ones, and finding the mental clarity to approach the semester with renewed focus and determination. For the faculty and administration, it provides a moment to reset—to step away from the day-to-day grind and return with a fresh perspective, ready to tackle the challenges and opportunities of the semester ahead. Uniport, with its blend of academic excellence, research innovation, and vibrant campus life, has always been a place where the pace of activity can sometimes feel overwhelming. But it’s in moments like this—the brief break between the initial rush and the sustained grind—that we’re reminded of the importance of balance. While we may be ready to dive into the full swing of academic life, it’s essential to embrace these pauses, for they help us maintain our energy, our focus, and our passion for what we do. As official duties wind down during this interlude, let’s take a moment to appreciate the power of rest and reflection. This break is not just about slowing down, but about recalibrating, preparing for what’s next, and ensuring that we return with a renewed commitment to the university’s vision of excellence. It’s a time to remember that in order to move forward, we must sometimes take a step back—to recharge, reconnect, and refocus. _____________________________________________ We have a WhatsApp channel. Do well to follow for exclusive offers, placements and real time updates; https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbAYOmR05MUbjMcimM00 _____________________________________________ #UniqueStoary #Uniport #ABetterUniport #Editorial #UniportNews #Campus #CampusGist #CampusLife #CampusUpdate #UniportStudents #StudentLife

Uniport Strengthens Research and Training Ties with Nigerian Navy Intelligence School. The University of Port Harcourt has continued to deepen its academic and research collaboration with the Nigerian Navy Intelligence School, Ubima, in Ikwerre Local Government Area of Rivers State. As part of the ongoing partnership, Dr. Obinuchi Chimezule (Esq.) of the Uniport Faculty of Law and Dr. Gift Chukwu-Okeah—Director of the Institute of Niger Delta Studies and Deputy Director of the Academic Planning Unit respectively—visited the Navy Intelligence School to advance joint research and teaching initiatives between the two institutions. During the visit, the Uniport scholars delivered lectures on the admissibility of forensic evidence and security profiling, providing critical academic and practical insights to participants at the Navy School. The engagement was described as a worthwhile and impactful experience, reinforcing the shared commitment to capacity building and knowledge exchange in security and intelligence studies. The Institute of Niger Delta Studies, University of Port Harcourt, also expressed anticipation for a reciprocal engagement, as plans are underway to host the Flag Officer Commanding (FOC) of the Navy Intelligence School. The FOC is expected to deliver lectures on security investigation at the Institute, further strengthening the collaborative framework. The initiative underscores Uniport’s ongoing efforts to foster strategic partnerships that bridge academia and security institutions in addressing national and regional challenges. _____________________________________________ We have a WhatsApp channel. Do well to follow for exclusive offers, placements and real time updates; https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbAYOmR05MUbjMcimM00 _____________________________________________ #UniqueStoary #Uniport #ABetterUniport #UniportNews #Cikamo #Campus #CampusGist #CampusLife #CampusUpdate

Reading was not a habit I grew up with. Yes, I said it. I wasn’t that girl who always had a book in her hand or spent hours in the library. In fact, I was among those students who— even if we didn’t read— would still pass the exams. And that’s how unconscious reading became a habit. I found reading difficult. It just wasn’t my thing. Meanwhile, my dad could sit for hours reading. You’d walk into his room, and he’d be lost in a book. One day he called all of us and said, > “This thing you all do is not good. I have a library here, and you all walk in, see me reading, and walk out. None of you want to learn this habit from me.” That statement stuck. And that day, I decided to rethink my life. TBC

When I started reading, it was hard. Especially personal development books. It felt like I was reading jargon. I could read one line over 30 times before it made sense. But I didn’t stop. Even when it didn’t stick, I’d pick the book again the next day. And that’s how it became a habit. But here’s what reading has done for me— It has expanded my mind. It has changed how I think, how I write, how I speak, and how I perceive life. Through books, I’ve met authors I’ve never seen in person, yet I understand their thought patterns, their lenses, their values. I’ve read books on psychology, emotional intelligence, marketing, fiction, and personal development. And all of them have shaped me into who I am becoming. Reading is not just about books. It’s about transformation. If you detest reading, I think it’s time to start practicing. Even if it’s one page a day—just start.

A patient came to our facility today. A young girl of about 16/17 yrs, presenting with severe symptoms:headache, high fever, weakness,and shivering. She also reported having episodes of diarrhea. I wrote out the necessary investigations, and Urinalysis was one of them. After collecting her blood sample, I gave her a urine bottle to get urine. Lo and behold, this was what her urine looked like. At first, I even asked if she had mistakenly collected stool instead of urine, but on closer observation, I realized it was truly her urine. At that point, I knew something was seriously wrong and she needed urgent medical attention. For learning purposes, the appearance of this urine suggests several possible clinical conditions: 1) Hematuria / Hemoglobinuria / Myoglobinuria The reddish-brown discoloration may be due to: *Intact red blood cells (Hematuria) *Free hemoglobin from hemolysis (Hemoglobinuria) *Myoglobin from muscle breakdown (Myoglobinuria) Any of these can make urine appear dark or blood-like. 2) Urinary Tract Infection (UTI) The cloudiness and visible particles may represent: *Pus cells (pyuria) *Bacteria *Mucus *Cellular debris These findings are common in UTIs. 3) Severe Dehydration Fever and persistent diarrhea can lead to significant dehydration, causing the urine to become highly concentrated, resulting in a darker colour.

4) Crystalluria The sediment seen in the urine may include crystals such as: *Urates *Oxalates *Phosphates These may occur in metabolic disturbances or abnormal urinary conditions. 5) Pigmenturia Certain pigments, either from medical conditions or medications can cause abnormal urine discoloration. Recommended Laboratory Investigations 1) Full urinalysis (dipstick + microscopy) 2) Urine culture and sensitivity (if infection is suspected) 3) Full blood count (CBC) 4) Malaria parasite test 5) Kidney fxn tests (Urea, Creatinine, eGFR) 6)Stool analysis(due to diarrhea) 7) Electrolyte (to assess dehydration related imbalance)

Once you come to that point in your teaching, when your students can't wait for your period before they come to call you, then you have entered. Something funny happened today. I had a class by a particular time, and then I decided, when it was ready to time, I decided to rest a little bit, so as to give them a little time to maybe write or finish the notes the former teacher that was in their class wrote for them before I come in and start my class. So I was still in the staff room, relaxing a little bit, trying to give them a bit of time. And then up to five students came. "CORPER Deborah, you have us now." And then I started laughing, because it was so funny to me. Because I can remember those days, there were particular teachers that we couldn't wait for their period so that they could be in the class, and that we could enjoy them. 😊

It was also funny to the point that we talked about the history of computers, what our forefathers went through before we got to the stage where we are now. I showed them AI, too. Funny how most of them don't even know what AI is. We talked about ChatGPT, Gemini, and other AI tools. We even got to practice in the class. It was an interesting class. Other classes, we were peeping to see, because it was like—it was more of an interaction. We laughed. We answered questions. Some students won some money from me because of the correct answers they gave. We gingered others. It was kind of funny, but I really did enjoy it. Even at a point, I got so tired, because I had to teach like three classes. But nevertheless, it was fun. And that was the highlight of my day as a CORPER teacher. Oh, I'm so happy too, I scheduled my content today, we had about 9–10 content, which was fun, so my day was pretty productive. What about you? How was your day?

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