BREAKING: FGN-ASUU 2025 Agreement Unveiled, Implementation Begins Immediately. The Federal Government of Nigeria (FGN) and the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) have unveiled the 2025 agreement, marking a significant milestone in the country's education sector. The agreement, which was reached on December 23, 2025, is expected to improve the quality of university education and ensure stability in the academic calendar. ASUU President, Professor Chris Piwuna, has commended President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, the Minister of Education, Dr. Maruf Alausa, CON, and all stakeholders involved in the negotiation process. The agreement includes a 40% salary increase for academics, establishment of a National Research Council, and improved pension benefits for professors. Key highlights of the agreement: - 40% salary increase for academics - Establishment of a National Research Council with 1% GDP funding - Pension equivalent to annual salary at retirement (age 70) - Improved university autonomy and academic freedom - Better funding for universities, research, and staff development The implementation of the agreement is effective immediately, with the signing ceremony held today, January 14, 2026. What are your thoughts on this development? Will this agreement bring lasting peace to Nigeria's education sector? _____________________________________________ We have a WhatsApp channel. Do well to follow for exclusive offers, placements and real time updates; https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbAYOmR05MUbjMcimM00 _____________________________________________ #UniqueStoary #Uniport #Stoary #ASUU #Education #ABetterUniport #Cikamo #Campus #CampusGist #CampusLife

See ehn, let me just confess. All those exam hall experiences we thought were ordinary? Plot twist is that some people like me were having mini enjoyment at the same time. As the tension is mounting, you go just dey sit down, pressing your thighs like say you wan hatch egg, and boom! One sweet vibration from nowhere. No arousal. No romance. Just tension plus adrenaline doing voltron. Does this sound familiar? The first time it happened, I was in the exam hall that day, trying to recall which particular sonnet/verse Chaucer wrote when the invigilator announced... “Ten minutes more.” And just like that, the entire hall tensed like Nigeria’s economy whenever CBN sneezes. My brain froze. My handwriting started speaking in tongues. Even my biro was vibrating like it had malaria. But the real problem did not start until my thighs... those two stubborn pillars of Sodom clenched themselves together without my permission. My pelvic floor tightened as if the Holy Spirit was trying to descend through my spinal cord. Every muscle in my body contracted like ASUU during strike season. Next thing I knew… something shifted. A wave. A tremor. A small pentecostal revival between my legs. I said, “Holy Moly...what's happening to me?” Before I could baptize myself back into focus, one quiet, heavenly, mind-blowing release escaped from my pelvis like rapture for only one person. It was a clandestine release rising from the hidden geography beneath my waist. I sat there in shock. Stunned. Still clenching my thighs like Samson holding the pillars of the temple, I mused inwardly... Is this how people fail exams? Is this how destinies are redirected? Is this how Adam must have felt when the forbidden fruit started sweeting him? Nobody prepares you for this part of adulthood. Nobody warns you that sometimes, under extreme tension, your body will press the wrong button. That the same anxiety that makes your handwriting disappear can also trigger a COREGASM. Coregasm is an accidental, stress-induced pelvic release that comes when your nerves are shouting hallelujah in confusion. Nobody tells you that biology can betray you faster than friends in group projects. So yes, if you’ve felt that thing before… If exam stress ever gave you one small forbidden jubilation… If tension ever triggered a pelvic “amen” you didn’t register for… Congratulations. You are not alone. You have simply experienced what scientists politely call a stress-induced COREGASM. As you were...class dismissed. ✌️

Abeg make them move this strike until next year.... I won resume small 😪😪😪 #asuu #uniport