i never hear “i have a crush on you” for my life before. only “i need your assistance” shey i be bruno Fernandez?

Wash uniform in the morning, squeeze with a towel, iron it and then wear it to school... we plenty wey do this thing that year😂😂

My wedding will be so unique that there will be a break period for everyone to go home and eat before coming back 😌🌚

only in university can you attend a lecture, understand absolutely nothing and still feel accomplished because at least you showed up😂😹

*A plate of rice na 1k for local restaurant, 5k for hotel, free in prison…I no fit advise you again you no be small pikin💔🤧😂*

*Before we start posting nonsense today, we thank God for Life 😌🥂*

*Nothing wey dem never talk for my back all my back just dey pain me💔😂*

The Chief Steering Commander: Prof. Chike Princewill Rewhuamwhu Chike — 10th Substantive Vice Chancellor, Uniport. “Vision without discipline is just a normal dream, but structure, innovation, and unwavering integrity will always chart the course to institutional greatness." If the University of Port Harcourt were an ocean-going vessel charting its way into global academic prestige, Prof. Chike R. Princewill Chike is the captain at the helm holding the navigation wheel. While his Deputy Vice Chancellors manage the specific engines of administration, academic rigor, and research innovation, the Vice Chancellor defines the vision, sets the standard of governance, and takes final responsibility for every life and policy on campus. He is the executive anchor, public figurehead, and visionary leader driving Uniport into a new era. •• A Track Record of High-Stakes Public Leadership. Prof. Chike didn't rise to the university's top seat simply through classroom lectures; he brings a powerful blend of medical mastery, public health governance, and high-level administrative battle-testing: * From Cardiovascular Physiology to Executive Command: A renowned medical scholar in Cardiovascular and Tissue Perfusion Physiology, his deep clinical background trained him to make high-stakes, analytical decisions under pressure—a mindset essential for managing a university of tens of thousands. * Proven Public Governance: As the former Rivers State Commissioner for Health, he managed state-wide health crises, public infrastructure, and complex multi-stakeholder policy execution. That same political tact and administrative muscle now drive his leadership of Unique Uniport. * Uncompromising Academic & Legal Integrity: Stepping in as the 10th Vice Chancellor following a rigorous, competitive selection process, he brings a firm mandate centered on discipline, zero tolerance for misconduct, and institutional harmony. While operations keep the university running and academic policies shape your intellect, executive leadership gives the entire institution its identity and momentum. From campus peace to global prestige, Prof. Chike R. Princewill Chike is the Chief Pilot ensuring your Uniport journey leads directly to impact and greatness. Unique Stoary...digital heartbeat of Uniport. 📌 Join the Unique Stoary Community on Telegram let's have real time discussions on latest happenings and matters arising in Uniport. Click on this link to join https://t.me/uniquestoary _____________________________________________ We have a WhatsApp channel. Do well to follow for exclusive offers, placements and real time updates; https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbAYOmR05MUbjMcimM00 _____________________________________________ #UniqueStoary #Uniport #Stoary #ABetterUniport #Campus

*Life isn't perfect. Some days still hurt.But there is always something quietly worth appreciating if we slow down enough to notice it.*✌️